Good Ghazal

Wo apni saari nafratein mujh pay lutata raha….

Mera dil jis ko sada mohabbatein sikhata raha….

Us ki aadat ka zara ye pehlo to dekho….

Mujh se kiay vaaday wo kisi aur se nibhata raha….

Kuch khabar nahi wo shaks kya chahta tha….

K taaluq tor kar bhi mujh ko aazmata raha….

Tootay huay taaluq main bhi kitni mazbooti hai

Main jitna bhulata raha wo utna hi yaad aata raha....!!!

Funny Sms 4 U

Boy was late to reach home 4m bar, his father said "kaha tha tu?"
Boy-"Friend ke ghar me tha."
Fthr- Kya kar rha tha waha,
Boy-study
Father called his 10 friends.
4 answered:
"Haan uncle, yahi par tha"
3 answered:
"abhi just nikla hai"
2 answered:
"yahi hai uncle, Pad raha hai...phone du kya..?"
Aur ek ne to had kar di
He Answerd:
"Haan papa, bolo kya hua?"
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Man to Doctor: Nahata hu to gila hota hu, khata hu to bhukh nahi lagti, Pita hu to pyas nahi lagti, koi upay batavo.
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Dr: Raat ko dhup main so jao.! :P
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Jab guzar jaye gi Bahar to Kya Karo gay
Yad aye ga Mera Pyar to Kya Karo gay
.
Satate ho aise jaise Ajnabi houn Main
Jab Rothe ga Tum se Yar to Kya Karo gay
.
Apnao gay kisi aur ko mujhe tanha chor kar
Usey hoga na tum se Pyaar to Kya Karo gay
.
Aakhir Laut ao gye Tum Meri Rahon pe
Phir milega na pehla Pyar to Kya Karo gay
.
Abhi to Hanste ho Meri Wafaon pe
Yar phir Rona bi hoga Bekar to Kya Karo gay

Nashe mein dooba rahta hoon

s jaam ki aadat jab tak mila na tha tumse
ab to zarrorat ban gayi hai
Jab se milke bichre hain
hothon pe hansi aankhon mein nasha ,
sabko hai pata
Main sharaabi ban gaya kyon
mujhko na bata
Yeh zakhm tera, ye zurm mera
Na bhool sakoonga kabhi
Nashe mein dooba rahta hoon, tou
Tumko bhoola rahta hoon

sui gas ka bill

1 orat k ghar Gas ka bil 500000 a gya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli
“Na tussi menu ay dasso way Beghairatoo ay dozakh nu paip mere gharon janda ey?”
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Aulaad K Liye

Aulaad K Liye Waldain Ka Pegam.
> Jis din Tum Hmen Boorha dekho, Sabar krna or hmen smjne ki koshish krna,
> Jb Hum koi Baat Bhol jain to Hum pr Tanz na krna or Apna Bachpan Yaad krna,
> Jb Hum Boorhe ho kr Chal na payen to Hmara Sahara Ban’na or Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad krna,
> Jb Hum Beemar ho jain to wo Din Yaad kr k Hum pr Apne Paisey Kharch krna jb Hum Tumhari Khuwahishen Pori krne k liye Apni Khuwahishen Qurban krte the.
Plz fwrd 2
All youngstrz.

 

Happy Marriage SMS

Why Husbands Avoid Answers!! WIFE 
 Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!

WIFE: Will U Marry Again If I Died?
HUSBAND: Noway!

W: Why Not, Don’t U Like Being Married?
H: Of Course I Do!!

W: Then Y Wouldn’t U Remarry?
H: Okay, I’d Get Married Again!

W: U Would?
H: ….?

W: Would U Live In Our House?
H: Sure, It’s A Great House!

W: Would She Sleep With In My Bed?
H: Where Else Would She Sleep?

W: Would U Let Her Drive My Car?
H: Yeah, Its Almost Brand New!!

W: Would U Give Her My Jewelry?
H: No, I’m Sure She’d Want Her Own

W: Would She Wear My Shoes?
H: No, Her Size Is 6

W: -Silence-
H: Shit!! :-P

Happy Birthday Wishes: Very happy B’Day

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day

Nehr-e-Furaat ka, na musafir hun Neel ka

Main phool hun khud apni khush'rang jheel ka

Ay sham e be'sahar tu mera ehtram kar

Main aakhri charagh hun teri faseel ka

Tu ne kaha na tha k "Mera aaina hy tu

Main muntazir raha tery aks-e-jameel ka

Shayad khuda k ghar ki tarah dil bhi bach saky

Vird-e-zuban hy waqya As'haab e feel ka

Mohsin ba'roz e hashr nhi khof e tishnagi

"Saqi ho'n Mehshir Me Hoz-e-kausar ka."...
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Separation Is A Wound
"Separation"
Is A Wound
That
No One Can "Heal"
But
"Rememberance"
Is A Gift
That
No One Can "Steal"

Keep Your Memories Intact
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Every Person Around you is 
Every Person Around you is
Going to Hurt U at Some Point of Time..
But its upto U to Decide What is Important..

THE Pain or THE Person..!
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Ye hey papu Dhool Wala
;{'.');
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Ye hey papu Dhööl Wala !!

DhUm
DaMa
Dum
DuM


Apki BAARAT nahi aåi
Munni Ka Muna Aaraha Hai..
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1 biwi ki request hay 
1 biwi ki request hay ignore mat karna.


is msg ko itna phelao k us k shohar tak pohanch jaye

Aur wo razi hojaye.

Aameen.



hum hazaron sms karte hain, shayed is 1 sms se hum kisi ki biwi k kaam Aajayen



"Z@rdari jan! is baar mere sath Eid karen" (Benazir)
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